Jack Frost (1997): Christmas
December 13, 2016
No, not THAT Jack Frost, the good one. Well, I guess good is a relative term, but I adore this movie. It's so campy and so stupid and I absolutely love it. This is a Christmas horror movie about a serial killer who encounters a biohazard material of some kind and turns into an evil snowman. Yes, you read that right. A biohazard, serial killer snowman. He then proceeds to murder a bunch of people and make delightful snow puns along the way. I will say, there is a sexual assault scene involved that is rather uncomfortable, so I would avoid it if that is something sensitive for you. Aside from that though, the whole thing is so bad it’s good. It's so stupid and outrageous and I honestly don't know how this ever made it to production, let alone release, but I'm so glad it did. I think this film is one that only could have happened in the 90’s. It was a weird time. If you love horror, especially shitty horror, I definitely recommend giving this one a watch.
Netflix available? No
Hulu available? Yes
Xfinity available? No
Holiday rating: 9 Christmas trees